February 2012
when people refer to penises as ___________ in...
chlorophyll-bunny:
americankimchi:
chlorophyll-bunny:
penises
cocks
dicks
and other normal words for a penis
meat sticks
wands
slick manhood
throbbing/pulsing member
100% all-beef thermometer
black snake
anal impaler
chode
shaft
sausage
schlong
“thing”
steamin’ semen roadway
skin flute
tube steak
wang
dong
bone
etc.
“steamin’ semen roadway”
there’s a new...
2 tags
k1ss:
I’m so uncomfortable
Valentine's Day 2012
Everyone else:
Me:
“You don’t get to choose if you get hurt in this world, old man, but you do...”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
